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Wednesday 2 September 2015

Cough

Cough

There’s something that I need to get off my chest
For I’m feeling rather queasy
And my breathing’s gone all wheezy
I reckon I’m scoring about a seven
On the International scale
The Cough Index of Looseness
I don’t think there’s any question
That I’ve got some bronchial congestion
And I need to make a major contribution
To the UK Phlegm and Mucus Depository
This soothing menthol mixture
May become a bedside fixture
This special fruit and honey syrup
Has made me Expectorant of a cure
For it’s the thing that Linctus together


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2015

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