Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 29th January 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. In
a surprise move, the head of the Parish Council signed an Executive Order on
Friday which put into place an immediate ban on all immigration through Bromham’s
borders to a wide range of passport holders from foreign villages. Even some Bromham villagers who had just
popped in to Trowbridge or Swindon for essential supplies, such as
truss-lubricant, baler-twine and horse linament,were caught out by the ban,
finding their right to return denied and forced to sleep at the border in their
tractor-cabs.
2. It
has been announced by the two brothers who live up in The Big House on the hill
that they are to erect a statue of very large carrot. They feel that, as twenty years has now
passed since the Great Carrot Disaster in the village, the time has come to
finally make a permanent memorial of the event.
A public carrot subscription is to be launched to fund the statue, but
it is thought the brothers will also dig into their own filthy pockets.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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