Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 22nd January 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Up
to seven villagers, mostly wearing green kale leaves as camouflage, marched on
the Village Hall yesterday in a mass protest against the inauguration of some
bloke in another country that they had never actually heard of. They were protesting against his
anti-vegetable stance in a number of speeches he had made at some time in the
past. Police made no arrests. Buses were
not re-routed.
2. Village
authorities have sought to play down a report in the Bromham Bugle that a test-firing
of one of Bromham’s bird-scarers went badly wrong, and that two local villagers
had become suddenly alarmed (instead of the intended rooks and crows). “At no time were villagers in any danger,”
said a spokesman. He was, however,
unable to explain why film of the test-firing had been deleted from the village
website. Spooky, huh?
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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