There Once Was A Man From Devizes...

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There once was a man from Devizes

Who had balls of two different sizes

One was quite small

Hardly anything at all

The other so large it won prizes

There once was a man from Devizes

Famous for wearing disguises

You couldn’t be certain

If he’d gone for a burton

Or was just sporting comedy trizers

There once was a man from Devizes

Who drank in the Vaults where the pies is

He ate up the pastry

And found it quite tasty

Now he’s fat cos he does no exercises

There once was a man from Devizes

Where there’s listed buildings, not high-rises

Many are Grade Two

And I don’t know about you

But I think the place has nice demises

There once was a man from Devizes

Who stood outside of the Assizes

He had to confess

It was in a right mess

So the owners he roundly despises

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