Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 27th October 2019
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Citizens
in The Vize are once again waking up to the totally unexpected news that the
clocks have gone back. “It only seems
like a year ago that we last put the clocks back,” one concerned person
said. “It’s almost like a regular thing
these days. Where will it all end?” The Town Council are now considering
launching a public information initiative, in order to head off trouble when
the totally unexpected events of Halloween, Christmas and New Year occur in the
next couple of months.
2. People
generally celebrated the return to GMT by simply waking up an hour earlier in
order to enjoy the extra hour of daylight to the full. Others are planning to spend the day adjusting
their clocks and timers in their houses and cars, but possibly leaving the
clocks on the cooker as they require a fifteen-page manual for instructions on
how to adjust the time. Others are looking
forward to going to work on Monday morning with a spring in their step. This new-found euphoria is likely to last
until approximately 10.28am.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019
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