Yet More Greetings Cards

On becoming the longest-serving UK monarch 

At last you’ve made it to sixty-three years -

I think you’ve earned your golden badge -

For regal services to the nation,

So jolly well done, Your Maj!

 

You’ve enjoyed the most wonderful health,

With a constitution that never fails,

And the support of all your family

Well – all except the Prince of Wales!

 

On being accepted as a sperm-bank donor 

We never knew you had it in you,

But you’ve emerged from out the closet.

You’ve got your appointment at the clinic,

To leave them with your first deposit.

 

Who knows, but that years from now,

Through the process of artificial birth,

Your offspring might have peopled the planet,

And your seed have covered the Earth.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021