Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 20th March 2022
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Workers in D-Town were shocked this week when they were summoned to a meeting in the Market Place, only to be informed by the town crier using a megaphone, that they had been sacked on the spot. Drivers were wrestled from buses by a firm of security oiks, and milkmen were relieved of their floats. Replacement workers from other villages were brought in to begin the arduous tasks of cleaning the streets and guarding both Greggs and Wetherspoons.
2. However, spirits were lifted with the news on Thursday that Narwan Nose-Hername had been released from house arrest in Trowvegas, where she had been held captive for over five years over an unpaid milk bill. After tense and detailed negotiations involving senior figures from several wholesalers, the bill was finally paid in a way that avoided breaking the long—standing economic sanctions regime.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2022
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