Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 17th April 2022
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. In a late bid to tackle the growing problem of newbies infiltrating the town from outlying districts and other foreign parts, the Council have announced drastic new measures to deal with these “offcumendens”. In future, those seeking religious or political sanctuary within the holy bounds of D-Town will be immediately deported by specialist jet charters from D-Town International Airport to Craggy Island, deep in the heart of the Fenian Republic, where they will be “processed” into cattle fodder. That’ll teach ‘em.
2. Meanwhile, the recent chaos on the Caen Hill dual carriageway coming into town, is being dealt with by our wonderful police force. In “Operation Stack” lorries are now being stacked in both lanes by Our Finest. This has blocked this particular route into town for virtually all traffic from the West, thus further assisting the drive against illegal immigration and asylum-seeking.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2022
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