Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·
The
Chief Executive of Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), George Wetmywhistle,
resigned from his role last night with immediate effect. He claimed that, in an
interview the previous day on Carrot FM, John Humpty-Dumpty had made him look
like a complete idiot, a bungling fool, and to have had no idea what was going
on. He felt it was unfair for him to be
expected to know what was being broadcast when he was already down at the Wounded
Ferret getting bladdered with other key BBC executives.
·
And
in a narrow contest, which went all the way to the barbed wire across the top
of Farmer Piglet’s gate in his North field, Barack Piglet finally won the
Presidency of Bromham Parish Council for another four years. Mitt Piglet, the defeated candidate, is
thought to be considering his future in politics. This is thought to have been the most
expensive contest in history, with more than seven rounds of drinks having been
bought in the Wounded Ferret in the past two weeks.
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2012
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