Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·
After
several rounds of extensive shuttle diplomacy, a formal cease-fire has been
declared in the Bromham – Seend conflict.
For over twenty-four hours now, no further rockets have been launched
from the Seend enclave into Southern Bromham.
In turn Bromham has ceased its drone flights over the area, but has kept
its missile defence system (Operation Carrotclad) in place in case of any
future incursions. The border along the
banks of the K&A canal has remained quiet.
·
Great
debate continues this week in anticipation of the publication of the Levergate
Report into parsnip regulation. The
parsnip-growers have launched a barrage of advertisements in the Parish
Magazine pleading for a continuation of the current system of parsnip self-regulation,
but there is widespread agreement among the non parsnip-growers that a system
of vegetable rules now needs to be brought in.
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2012
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