Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 10th November 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Great interest was provoked in Bromham when the
heads of the three main Security Services appeared before the Parish Council
Security Sub-Committee. Patrick ‘Nick,
Nick’ Piglet head of Middle-field Intelligence (MI5), Peter ‘Hush-hush’ Piglet
head of Middle-lane Intelligence (MI6) and Paul ‘Not Me, No Sir’ Piglet head of
General Chatter Headquarters (GCHQ) sat in the chairs facing the committee and
spent three hours not answering questions, refusing to give details of
anything, and denying that they were who the committee said they were. Apparently.
Nobody really knows.
2.
A
row has broken out in ecclesiastical circles after it was revealed that a
bearded man had entered the Parish Church of St Knickerless on Sunday morning
wearing trousers, shirt and tie, but who later appeared before parishioners at
the 11 o’clock service clad in a white dress (or “surplice” as it may be known)
trimmed with green, and brandishing a weapon, alleged to be a silver-topped
crucifix. Questions have been asked in
the Parish Council as to how the suspect could have been allowed to evade
detection in such a way. The garments
were later found abandoned in the vestry.
Enquiries continue.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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