Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 22nd December 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Bromham Crown Court was again in shock this week
when star chef Nigella Piglet revealed that on a number of occasions in the
past she had eaten raw carrots. She
claimed that she was not an habitual carrot-eater, but had indulged on a number
of specific occasions when the stress in her marriage to world-famous
horse-massager Charles Scratchy had become too much. However, she denied that she had ever sautéed
parsnips in front of her children.
2.
With
only ten days to go before the expiry of the restriction on the free movement
of people from the other side of Trowbridge into Bromham, the political heat
has been raised. Emergency legislation
has been rushed through the Parish Council to prevent any such out-of-village
scruffy oiks from being served in the lounge bar of The Wounded Ferret, or from
being served in the village shop without being patronised and insulted as
unwelcome newcomers.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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