Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 21st September 2014
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Violence broke out at The Wounded Ferret on Friday
morning when three rival drinking parties clashed. The Seend Nationalist Party (SNP) were
drowning their sorrows after losing the Seend Independence vote on Thursday night,
the Bromham Reunites Itself Together (BRIT) party were celebrating their
success (and wondering how the hell to wriggle out of all the promises made
during the late stages of the campaign), and the vast majority of drinkers were
celebrating the end of all the bloody campaigning. Chaos erupted when someone at the bar very
gently suggested that, as the voting had been quite close, it might be worth
doing it all again in five years’ time.
2.
Meanwhile, in a less well-reported vote, Bromham
Golf Club decided on Thursday, in a ballot among its members to allow tractors
into their car park, players to wear baler twine as belts, and dogs into the
club-house (if on a lead). A proposal to
allow ladies into the club at any time was, as usual, rejected by a huge
majority.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2014
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