Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 7th October 2018
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1.
In
a major escalation of the Cold War with Trow-Vegas, intelligence officers from
The Vize have revealed this week that dark forces were definitely responsible
for subtle unscheduled, unannounced changes to the 49 bus timetable. In an unprecedented move, our brave boys
presented clear evidence of cyber-crime being committed against the bus company’s
website. CCTV footage has also been
released showing a man regularly travelling on the route who looks a bit “foreign”,
carrying a dodgy-looking briefcase with unknown contents. His identity is still being investigated, but
he is thought to be using visits to his so-called “girl-friend” as cover. So far, however, he has not attempted to
visit Salisbury.
2. And last night a rock
concert in the town ended somewhat early when the band became confused. Keen to show their PC credentials and that
they were definitely “on trend” the crowd of nearly ten saluted the end of each
number with “jazz hands”. Apparently
hearing no applause, nor any calls for an encore, the musicians decided that
no-one was interested and so packed up their gear and went for a pizza.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018
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