Gentlemen Lift The Seat
In visiting the facilities one day,
I saw a notice that had me quite beat,
For, there upon the facing wall,
It said “Gentlemen Lift The Seat”.
I pondered this sociological observation -
Its meaning I couldn’t have guessed -
Was it a direct command I wondered?
Or a passive-aggressive request?
What had driven someone to write this?
Had previous visitors created some pain,
By misusing this convenience,
And not respecting the porcelain?
I guess it’s not aimed at the ladies
But it’s them that we’re trying to please
So I suppose it could be much better written:
Could You Men Aim Too?
Please?
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