Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 5th January 2020
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Tensions
with Trowvegas were ratcheted up another notch this week when a local youth was
pre-emptively thrown off the 49 bus at Semington, allegedly for chewing gum
without a permit. The Revolutionary Guard
of Trowvegas have expressed outrage and have threatened retaliation, but the a
statement issued by D-Town’s mayor said that the action had been taken not to
start a war, but to prevent one. Local
civic leaders from other towns and villages have expressed dismay that they
were not informed prior to the youth-ejection.
2. 2020
has kicked off with a range of Uanuaries.
Added to Dryanuary and
Veguanuary, The Vize has taken up Tryanuary (try as many alcoholic drinks as
you can), Fryanuary (eat a full English every day), Cryanuary (for snowflakes
only), Pryanuary (set up your own Neighbourhood Watch scheme) and Whyanuary
(why do any of us really bother, honestly?).
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020
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