Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 12th January 2020
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. D-Town
society has been both rocked and rolled by news that the people who live in the
Big House on the High Street have had a bit of a family tiff. It is understood that the woman’s ginger
grand-son and his wife have thrown some sort of wobbly over being expected to
carry out a few chores to pay for their accommodation. In a statement on Thursday the Ginger One
said that he and his wife would be “stepping back from daily duties in order to
spend more time with themselves, and would be splitting their time between The
Vize and North Chippenham”. No cake was
either had or eaten in the making of this statement.
2. And
the Terrorist Republic of Really Nasty Rotters, based in the Badlands of
Trowvegas, have finally admitted, after several days of denials, that it was
indeed them who made a complete mess of the 49 bus just after it had left Trowvegas
Bus Station on its regular journey towards D-Town. Several of their extremist thugs “accidentally”
boarded the vehicle and caused nearly £10-worth of damage. Nearly seven passengers were slightly annoyed
and upset by the attack, but did not require hospital treatment.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020
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