Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 10th January 2021
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Democracy took a sad turn in the town this week when the mayor, upset about not being invited to the next Charity Quiz on Zoom, decided to egg on his deranged supporters to storm the Town Hall to protest about his treatment. Nearly seven people, clutching cups of takeaway coffee, reluctantly gathered at the building and forced their way past the sleeping caretaker, and into the Council chamber. One protester, dressed as the front half of a pantomime horse, sat in one of the office chairs, and neighed his defiance. Another, dressed head to foot in S&M gear, asked to be excused when he realised that he had turned up to the wrong meeting.
2.
And controversy reigned as medical
practices were accused of inflating of their figures by deliberately inviting
idiots, morons, knuckle-draggers, Covid-deniers, and anti-vaxxers to come to be
inoculated. By using non-attendance
& refusal, they have manage to stretch out the few Milky Bars they’ve been
sent by Pfizer to inoculate more of those who actually want the goodies. Regular supplies of Curly-Wurlies and Crunchies
are not expected until the middle of next month.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021
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