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Friday 7 September 2018

My Headstone

My Headstone

I have no idea what my so-called nearest and dearest might put on my headstone when I die, so I thought I'd get in first!



Here lies Andy Fawthrop
Please inform his next-of-kin
He wasn’t up to much in life
But his mortal bones lie herein

Whilst he lived, he made mistakes
Went from blunder to blunder
But now his mortal course is run
And he’s lying six feet under

He was an avid organ donor
Of his eyes and kidneys now bereft
Gave his heart, his lungs and liver
So we could only bury what was left



Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2018

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