Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 13th October 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
The mid-week cup game at Bromham Casuals’ ground
had to be called off on Wednesday night when it transpired that the entire
pitch had disappeared. A subsequent
police investigation revealed that deer had covered up the white lines, mice
had nested on the field, foxes had dismantled the main stand, weasels had
removed the dugouts, kestrels had flown away with the corner-flags, and voles
had stolen the match-ball. However, the
main crime was that badgers had moved the goalposts
2.
Bromham
Parish continues to lurch from crisis to crisis as there is no-end to the financial
shut down. The Carrot-Rooters’ Action
Party (CRAP) have continued to block efforts by the Field Land-Owners’ Party
(FLOP) to get the Parish Council to vote through the budget for the coming year. As a result, the gate to the cemetery continues
to be locked, and no-one has picked up the litter in the High Street for nearly
a week.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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