Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 31st July 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Uncertainty
rules the village this week-end as residents try to come to terms with the
decision of the Parish Council to look again at the project to build an
anaerobic digester at Piglet Farm.
Experts have questioned the economics, and the technical feasibility, of
the whole scheme but local people are worried about the one job that may (or
may not) be created there. If built, the
digester would supply up to 1% of the farm’s power needs. The other 99% would continue to be derived
from “greener” carrot-mangling methods.
2. A
number of people have been spotted in the village with their heads down,
staring at the floor and all around, before running off laughing wildly in
pursuit of imaginary creatures. Whilst
this has long been a feature for what passes as NFB (“normal for Bromham”) for
some individuals, the latest manifestation has involved large groups of younger
people. Upon further investigation it
has been found that The Wounded Ferret has been serving a new stronger cider (“tramp
juice”) to the village’s younger clientele.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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